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sarcastic pantyhose lover

All the profiles here say they want an honest man. Well, here I am. I'm a goofy fat crippled guy with very little money. How is it I'm still single? I like to people watch, I'm a sarcastic ass. I like scary movies, I like food that is bad for me, I like to take roads that i don't know where they go, I like classical music, old country, some hard rock, occasional football games, I like watching UFC/mixed martial arts, some board games/card games, Chinese food, and I might like you. I'm looking for a pantyhose lover, a nerd/geek (like me) that likes Star Wars, Star Trek, Comic book stuff, and MMOs.

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Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageGerman
BuildHeavyset
Height185 cm
Eye ColorBrown
Hair ColorBrown
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairGoatee
Best featureSmile
Body ArtInked all over, Secret piercings, Strategically placed tattoo, Visible tattoo
Health ConditionDisabled
Endowment (length)Short
Endowment (width)Average
CircumcisedYes
My AttractivenessAttractive

Situation

Relationship StatusSingle
Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNot sure
Housing SituationAll is calm
Living ArrangementsWith roomate(s)
Wants to RelocateNo
AvailabilityAnytime / Anyplace
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationCollege Associates
SpecialtyComputers / Electronic
Employment StatusRetired
Annual incomeup to $25,000

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Humor, Boldness, Oddities, Spontaneity, Flirtatiousness, Wit
My perfect matchI'm looking for a pantyhose lover, that is a nerd/geek (like me) that likes Star Wars, Star Trek, Comic book stuff, and MMOs.
Our first dateGetting to know each other.

Fetishes

FetishesLace / Lingerie, Panty, Pantyhose / Stockings, Piercings

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:Rarely, so I'm looking!
Sex isAlways on my mind
Most partners at once:Threesome M/F/F
Dirty talkDepends on the person
Night life:Movies, Don't like going out

Sexual Interests

CybersexNo, I need the real thing
Oral Sex isMy favorite
Anal sex isGreat with the right partner
Sex toys:Anal beads, Ben Wa balls, Butt plugs/probes, Clitoral stimulator, Cock ring, Dildos/Vibrators, Fruits/veggies, Office supplies, Pocket pussy, Strap-ons, Vibrating eggs/bullets, Vibrating panties, All of the above and more!
Size matterSometimes, depends on the person
"Off Limits":kids, scat, and animals.

Sexual Fantasies

Sexual fantasyAsk me...
Fantasy sex partner:Ask me...